Funny Comments

Ok, so Jack is a riot. You never really know exactly what might come out of his mouth. Here are some recent examples.

The other night he was sitting on the potty and he had to poop. He wanted his privacy, so we stepped out of the bathroom. Here was the conversation:
Jack: Mom, go in the bedroom.
Me: Ok. Call me when you are done.
5 seconds later
J: Mom!
Me: Yes Jack, are you done?
J: No. Mom, the poop just went plip-plop! (I cannot explain to you his face, but he was so excited, I almost died laughing.)
Me: Oh, did it really. (Said as trying my very best not to laugh in his face)
J: Go in the room with my Dad.
Me; OK. (I leave the room and go in the bedroom where Jon was and we are both about to roll on the floor laughing.)
J: MOM!
Me: Yes Jack.
J: It tickles!
Me: What tickles?
J: The water tickles my heiney!
At this I had nothing left to say, I just walked out of the bathroom and died laughing!


Tonight:
I made an apple pie tonight to use up some apples that we had around the house. Jack had been eating apples as I was slicing them and was very excited about having apple pie for dessert.
As I was pulling the pie out of the oven he stood in the kitchen and said "Mom, you are like a baker!"
After he ate some pie he said "Mom, this is the best ever!" It was cute.
I will take all of the compliments I can get!